what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
That horrible moment when you accidentally close the wrong tab

me: I HAVE TO SNEEZE
me: *makes 1 million ugly faces*
me: *doesn't sneeze*
me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starvation in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: lol how do I spell house?